Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)
“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”
(Source: mrjesseeisenberg, via extraordinary-machine94)
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
(Source: democracykills, via extraordinary-machine94)
…It’s all any of us wants. To find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead.
